guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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