Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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