Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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