We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Ladies don't puke and tell
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