He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Everclear isn't food dammit
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
