dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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