she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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