He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Dicks are not precious.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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