What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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