Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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