can u get pink eye on your cock?
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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