Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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