THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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