I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
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Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
ttyl tear gas
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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