Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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