Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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