we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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