covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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