He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Found your dick twin last night
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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