So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
All I want is dick and wine.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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