Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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