He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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