You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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