get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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