That's intense
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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