Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
