I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
As shirtless as possible
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Randomize
