I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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