I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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