Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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