Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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