My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
We are two peas in an std pod
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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