these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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