the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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