I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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