Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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