He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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