I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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