We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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