dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Randomize
