No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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