I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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