google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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