What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I wish i was in the wii world.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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