so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize
