you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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