The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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