he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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