do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
