Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
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