: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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