two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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