ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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