i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
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he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
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