Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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